Nah, I don’t want to get in trouble with your girlfriend.
You don’t have a girlfriend? Seriously?
Sure, you don’t. That’s what they all say, you know.
“I swear to you I’m not seeing anybody else.” Yep, those words exactly and everything. Not falling for it. Not this time.
Whether or not I have a boyfriend is not relevant. I don’t want to get in trouble with your girlfriend. I know how vengeful women can be when they find out.
So you seriously don’t have a girlfriend?
Sorry to hear that. Maybe you should reconsider your technique for meeting people.
2 comments:
I absolutely love you right now.
This is an approach I had not previously considered. If ignoring the creepy person or telling teh creepy person to "fuck off and die in a fire" failed, I confess I was at a bit of a loss.
Now that I am a snarly hermit and, let's face it, not as skinny as I was when I couldn't afford to eat regularly, I don't get hooted at as often. I don't miss it.
Post a Comment