Nah, I don’t want to get in trouble with your girlfriend.
You don’t have a girlfriend? Seriously?
Sure, you don’t. That’s what they all say, you know.
“I swear to you I’m not seeing anybody else.” Yep, those words exactly and everything. Not falling for it. Not this time.
Whether or not I have a boyfriend is not relevant. I don’t want to get in trouble with your girlfriend. I know how vengeful women can be when they find out.
So you seriously don’t have a girlfriend?
Sorry to hear that. Maybe you should reconsider your technique for meeting people.